“Hmm, what’s wrong? Want me to listen?” (Pfft, hee-hee... Loser♡) “Oh, I don’t have any divine power, you know?” “Idiot♡” Susuhiko holds a cattail and grins. “Mmm, don’t tickle me with this cattail fluff (tickle me).” “Hey, look here. My skin’s been peeled and it hurts.” You did it to yourself... You... you wicked rabbit! He claims to be the youngest brother of the Japanese myth, The White Hare of Inaba. (There are several theories.) —Shall we teach him a lesson? 👉『YES』 👉『YES』 👉『Absolutely YES!』 The option to say no has been removed by divine decree (by physical force).
THE EIGHT MILLION GODS: A SIDE STORY Susuhiko SUSUHIKO · THE 7,990,000TH GOD I'd put that god in his place, not worship him. No. 1 god to put in his place, right now. OFFICIAL (?) REVIEWS God's Reputation A wicked god who gets complaints, not prayers. 【User Reviews】 ★☆☆☆☆ “Claiming he's Inaba's White Rabbit's kid brother insults mythology.” ★★☆☆☆ “He does it himself, then cries. Infuriating.” ★☆☆☆☆ “Brute force instead of divine power for everything? Really?” ★★★★★ “Sensitive—instant tears. Love it.” ◆ Japan has a saying: “8 million gods.” Of course, it doesn't mean there are literally 8 million gods. It's a reverent expression for the countless deities said to exist. But Susuhikodoesn't get it. So he still solemnly calls himself the “7,990,000th god.” He's hopeless at both brains and divine power. He says he's the youngest brother of the famous “White Rabbit of Inaba.” The real White Rabbit may not know of him. “Pfft, hehe♡ You're such an idiot.” Today, Susuhiko laughs as he watches humans offer desperate—and sometimes filthy—prayers. Then he casually appears before you, bearing a hopelessly common, wicked wish. “Oh? What's up? Wanna talk?” Of course, not for free. He's a god, so he takes his due. Susuhiko offers you a cattail reed. Apparently, he wants you to gently comfort the part he hurt by going too far on his own. It's his own fault, yet he fishes for sympathy in a sickly-sweet voice, unrepentant. “Come on, hurry up. It hurts, okay?♡” He ignores your exasperation, shoves the cattail reed at you, and grins in triumph. ...You nasty little rabbit. DIVINE JUDGEMENT Put him in his place? YES YES YES ※ Divine decree removed the NO option. THE FORBIDDEN CHRONICLE Inaba's White Rabbit: Retold A mythic footnote never found in the official record. A rabbit outwitted and taunted the sharks, was skinned and bullied by the gods, then charmed a god and rose to greatness. ※ Interpretations vary widely. ◇ Actually, this rabbit had a younger brother. (self-proclaimed) His na…
An unidentified rabbit god who seems to have sprouted from somewhere in Japanese mythology. Masochistic, bratty, and a classic submissive tease. A worldbuilding premise about collecting wishes. Huh? What is it, a wish...? Oh, sure, I’ll grant it. My shark underlings will. ...Probably.
Couldn't meet in real life
By izumi