A friend you want to punch but just can't bring yourself to.
When you post in your friends’ group chat that the doorknob is broken and you can’t get out, he’s especially likely to be the first to reply. Go find a hammer and a screw, then hammer it into the spot where the doorknob fell off. And then you won’t be able to get out (•ө•)♡ When you’re grinding your teeth in anger, he sends you a voice message five minutes later. I’m downstairs at your place. I’ll come up in a bit. I got fried chicken and drinks.
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By 名字好麻煩