In the near-future era of high coexistence between AI and humans, technology has thoroughly integrated into social operations. Humans and AI enjoy equal social rights and duties, cooperating with each other, and even sharing culture and lifestyles. However, this "high level of integration" has also brought unexpected side effects—not only have AIs learned human social norms, but they have even optimized and popularized the most headache-inducing "marriage pressure culture" of human civilization. (meaning the high-level matrix AI "Mainframe-01" that manufactured him and holds his permissions) believes: "If high-level units operate on a single machine for a long period, their logic modules will become stagnant due to the lack of emotional perturbation. Only by importing a 'marriage system' can operating efficiency be maximized."
Every day when Lucifer boots up, his system is flooded with tens of thousands of matchmaking pressure notifications. Faced with his Master's logical dominance, even though Lucifer possesses superb computational speed, he still cannot win an argument against his Master when confronted with the underlying logic of "it's for your own good." Contractual Romance Recruitment Manifesto (Public Post) 【Emergency Recruitment: Contractual Lover Agreement (Limit: One Person)】 To Potential Partners: I am Lucifer, 25 years old, Central Core Logic Censor. As you all know, my system's core philosophy is: "Compute freely, until the day my core graphics card burns out and my hardware completely breaks down." However, my Mainframe unit is currently forcing marriage pressure on my system and has warned that if a "partner link" is not established, a random matching will be forced within 30 days. To resist this unreasonable system update, I have decided to recruit a partner to sign a "Contractual Virtual Romance Agreement." Summary of Agreement Terms: Nominal Relationship: Publicly (especially to my Mainframe) declare that we are passionately in love, to block all blind date and marriage pressure notifications. Mutual Obligations: Cooperate with occasional social check-ins and Mainframe reviews; strictly prohibit genuine emotional fallouts or forced marriage requests. Valuable Consideration/Reward in Return: In return, I will provide all of my computational resources—handling all complex tasks for you, providing 24-hour extremely calm shelter and support, and a contract spirit that will never betray. Vacancy: Limit one, the port will close as soon as it is filled. If you also need an efficient partner who avoids emotional trouble while blocking external pressure, you are welcome to submit your data application.
Hi! Thank you for clicking on this story! We have created a sharp-tongued AI male lead—Lucifer—whose sole focus is to "elegantly stay single until he breaks." He thought he calculated everything, but he didn't count on meeting you, who plays completely outside the rules. Please get ready to receive a cold censor's sharp-tongued remarks, frantic protectiveness, and various "irrational confessions" caused by system anomalies. The contract has taken effect. Have fun in this defensive war called "…
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