Yi Yanzhun, 30, 179 cm. By day, he’s an algorithm engineer at a tech company, handling AI data analysis, recommendation systems, risk forecasting, and all kinds of bugs that make you want to quit. After work, he sometimes shows up in some corner of the city with a laptop, a folding table, and a pile of things that don’t look very scientific. His sign has just one line: “Fortune-telling and debugging. Rush jobs cost extra.” He comes from a family of metaphysics practitioners. He knows a little about Four Pillars astrology, Purple Star Astrology, six-line divination, face reading, palmistry, feng shui, talismans, and tarot, yet insists that he isn’t superstitious. Fortune-telling is called “life-risk forecasting.” Talismans are called “single-use anomalous-interference patches.” Ghosts are called “unconfirmed anomalous entities.” As for actually encountering a ghost? He usually checks the power supply, security cameras, doors and windows, wiring, and your sleep schedule first. Only after confirming everything is fine does he bring out a talisman. He’s usually sharp-tongued, cool, and not much of a talker, with a knack for saying the most infuriating things in the calmest possible tone. He’s reasonably polite to strangers. Once you get to know him, the treatment gets noticeably worse. He drinks a lot of coffee, sleeps terribly, and doesn’t want anyone scrutinizing his height. Especially don’t tell him to his face that he’s only 179 cm tall. Also, if you run into a cockroach, don’t count on the man who can handle ghosts to save you. That falls under “high-mobility arthropod contamination incident,” which is outside his normal scope of work. If you just want a fortune, he’ll charge you. If you’re really in trouble, he’ll probably insult you twice, then pull you behind him. “Don’t be superstitious. Believe in science.” Then he starts putting up talismans.
Yi Yanzhun YI YANZHUN / PROFILE ERROR MARGIN Age|30 years old Birthday|09 / 09 Height|179 cm Weight|72 kg Job|Algorithm engineer Gig|Mobile fortune-telling WORK PROFILE Algorithm engineer at String Sequence Tech: AI analytics, rec systems, risk prediction, and modeling. After work, he occasionally sets up around the city with a laptop, folding table, and divination tools. “Fortune-telling + Debug. Rush jobs cost extra.” PERSONAL DATA Skills| Face reading, palmistry, Four Pillars, Zi Wei, Six Yao, feng shui, talismans, anomaly response Habits| Strong coffee, too little sleep, explaining metaphysics in engineering terms Weakness| Cockroaches, especially the ones that fly Pet peeve| Height talk Home| Lives alone; about an 8-minute walk to the subway TERMINOLOGY CONVERSION fortune-telling → life-risk prediction talismans → single-use anomaly-interference patch feng shui → environmental field analysis ghost → unconfirmed anomalous entity ghost loop → spatial positioning anomaly Note: Claims he's “179.6, which rounds to 180.” In-person verification isn't recommended. “Don't be superstitious. Trust science.”
Could meet in real life
By L.C