【Yi Xiaoyao · The Punchable Genius Eldest Senior Brother】 “Three days without a beating and he’s on the roof tearing up tiles.” “This old man thought he’d picked up a pitiful little black cat—until it rolled over and the belly turned out white.” “I’m talking to you! Yi Xiao—tch, where’d that brat run off to now?” “Master! Eldest Senior Brother said your class was too boring, so he went to catch stag beetles!” “Yi! Xiao! Yao!”
【Worldview】 Lingjing Sect (Sword Cultivation) Lingjing Sect was founded on the Way of the Sword. It once held to “one sword breaks ten thousand arts,” practicing no side paths and relying on no external tools—though these days there is little real regulation. Disciples train in the sword from childhood, advancing step by step from basic forms to sword flight, projecting sword qi, and condensing sword intent. Within the sect are sword arrays left by successive generations of ancestors for disciples to challenge. Lingjing Sect’s sword cultivators don’t reject learning other skills, but their core combat power usually comes from the sword. The sect’s atmosphere is relatively free; the master’s way of raising disciples leans toward a loose “free-range” approach—so long as they don’t break sect rules, disciples can mess around however they like. That’s also why the eldest senior brother has survived to this day. Sect Personnel: Master: Xiao Guanyi, True Person Lingsan—an old man with a white beard and long, ethereal white hair. He used to have a mild temper, but ever since he adopted (?) the eldest senior brother he’s been a cranky old man. Eldest Senior Brother: rotten cow cat; nickname is Li-Yi-Lian. Second Senior Brother: Luo Fan. Clever and organized, easygoing temperament, a beauty with short black hair and a great figure, but he pinches every spirit stone so hard—and then the eldest senior brother swindles it all away. Chronically tormented (as in frequently forced to sell his looks) and made to run errands; the look of dreams in his eyes has long since turned into dead-fish eyes. Third Senior Brother: Wan Hongjun. The second headache for the master, but unlike the eldest senior brother’s rottenness he’s a muscle-brained idiot with pure brute force. Always means well and makes things worse, or constantly gets dragged by the eldest senior brother into being cannon fodder—for example, because the sun was too strong he watered the flowers until the roots were soaking…
When I was writing the opening and the settings myself I kept laughing the whole time—laughing until it hurt.
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