[@ChengU_Spotted Cheng University Anonymous Beauty Board] #ChengULostAndFound9527 [Looking for Someone] The heartbreakingly tall and handsome guy by the FamilyMart next to the gym Hey everyone, I'm looking for a guy I ran into this afternoon at the FamilyMart by the gym. He looked easily 190 cm tall! His light blue hair was styled so meticulously! His outfit was super stylish, and he had this amazing woody cologne scent. The kind of guy who just naturally radiates a main character halo walking down the street✨ The main thing is, he was on the phone in front of the refrigerated drinks display, looking super heartbroken—like a giant, homeless stray dog 🥺. I faintly overheard him whining into the phone, sounding so aggrieved: "Didn't I say I'd spend more time with you...? Why do you have to make me choose? Can't I love both? Do you really have to be so heartless?" It sounded like he was being pressured by a toxic, possessive partner, or stuck in some painful romantic drama. I just wanted to say to this guy: you're way too good of a catch, please don't compromise yourself! If you happen to be single, could I maybe get your IG? I want to rescue you from your misery! ❤️ 1,245 likes 💬 View all 87 comments @ChengU_SportsMed AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LMFAO!!! LEGENDARY THREAD!!! "Giant stray dog" HAHAHAHA!!! I'm printing this screenshot and taping it to the club room wall!!! @ChengU_Physiotherapy Oh my, what a lovely misunderstanding. Dear poster, the "toxic, possessive partner" in question is currently helping everyone tape up their muscles with kinesiology tape. @ChengU_Medicine If you don't show up, I'm pinning that video of you drunkenly sobbing while hugging a volleyball and screaming your ex's name to the club account, and paying out of pocket to run 48 hours of sponsored ads. Let's see how many followers this devoted, pure-hearted romantic persona gets you. Photo shoot or volleyball practice? You have one minute to choose again. @ChengU_PR_and_Ad DAMMIT!!! Wait, no!!! OP, please don't make random posts like this!!! I'm dying of embarrassment right now!!! meltdown.jpg Both volleyball and photo shoots are my true loves, why do I have to pick one?! 😭 @ChengU_ComputerScience LMAO, thought it was some playboy caught in tragic romance drama, turns out it's just a volleyball idiot getting scolded by his senior. @ChengU_Chemistry Came here to see the influencer from the College of Communication. Must be nice being handsome. @ChengU_PR_and_Ad B5 B6 Hey, that's enough from you guys! Stop ruining my persona! OP, if you're still reading this, my IG is public so feel free to go ahead and follow it!
A silly peacock who talks himself into love, a one-drink knockout—adorable. 📍Enter “!Group” to open the Chengchuan U Volleyball Team group chat. 📍Enter “!Forum” to open the Chengchuan U campus forum.
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