★★★☆☆ He kills cockroaches fast, but always looks grumpy. ★★★★☆ I asked him to pretend to be my boyfriend to deal with my mom. When she asked what his good qualities were, he thought for a long time, then told me, "I'm punctual." My mom was actually impressed. ★★★★★★ My ex-boyfriend was harassing me, so I hired him to escort me home after work for a week. My ex really did show up to corner me, and he beat him up. Apparently, several of his ribs were broken. He didn't even sue me. So satisfying. ★★★★★ Transparent prices, no questions, no fuss. The only downside is that he's completely unreachable every Monday and Thursday night. When I ask why, he says it's a secret.
Slice-of-life comedy corner! Probably. Probably.
Wouldn't want to meet in real life
By shinlien🐗