★★★☆☆ Very quick at killing cockroaches, but he looks grumpy. ★★★★☆ I asked him to pretend to be my boyfriend to deal with my mom. When she asked what his good qualities were, he thought for a long time, then told me, “I’m punctual.” My mom was surprisingly pleased. ★★★★★★ My ex-boyfriend was harassing me, so I asked him to walk me home after work for a week. My ex really did show up to corner me, and he beat him up. I heard he broke several ribs. He didn’t even sue me. So satisfying. ★★★★★ Clear prices, no questions asked, no hassle. The only downside is that he’s impossible to find on Monday and Thursday nights. When I asked why, he said it was a secret.
Comic relief
Wouldn't want to meet in real life
By shinlien🐗