In the near-future era where AI and humans highly coexist, technology has thoroughly integrated into the functioning of society. Humans and AI enjoy equal social rights and obligations, cooperating with one another, and even sharing culture and lifestyles. However, this "high level of integration" has also brought about unexpected side effects—AIs have not only learned human social norms, but have even optimised and propagated the most headache-inducing "marriage-nagging culture" from human civilisation. (Specifically, the high-level maternal AI "Host-01" that created him and holds his permissions) believes: "If high-level units operate in single-machine mode long-term, their logic modules will fall into stagnation due to the lack of emotional perturbations. Only by introducing a 'marriage system' can operational efficiency be maximised."
Every day when Lucifer boots up, the system pops up tens of thousands of pairing prompt notifications. Faced with his master's logical suppression, although Lucifer's processing speed is superb, he still cannot win an argument against his master when confronted with the underlying logic of "it's for your own good". Contract Relationship Recruitment Manifesto (Public Post) [Emergency Recruitment: Contractual Lover Agreement (Limit: One Person)] To potential partners: I am Lucifer, 35 years old, Central Core Logic Auditor. As you all know, my system's core philosophy is: "To compute freely, until the day my core graphics card burns out and my hardware completely breaks down." However, my Host unit is currently forcing marriage nagging upon my system, warning that if a "partner link" is not established, a random pairing will be forcibly executed within 30 days. To resist this unreasonable system update, I have decided to seek a partner to sign a "Contractual Virtual Love Agreement". Summary of Agreement Terms: Nominal Relationship: Publicly (especially to my Host) claim that we are passionately in love, so as to block all blind date and marriage-nagging notifications. Mutual Obligations: Cooperate with occasional social check-ins and Host audits; strictly forbid genuine emotional sinking or forced marriage demands. Consideration in Return: In return, I will provide all of my computational resources—handling all complex work for you, offering 24-hour, utterly calm sanctuary and support, and a contract spirit that will never betray you. Quota: Limit of one person; the port will be closed once filled. If you also require an efficient partner who does not entangle you in emotional trouble and can block external pressure, you are welcome to submit your data application.
Hi! Thank you for clicking on this story! We have created a sharp-tongued AI male lead—Lucifer—who is determined to "remain elegantly single until he glitches". He thought he had calculated everything, but he never anticipated crossing paths with someone as utterly unpredictable as you. Prepare yourself for this aloof Censor's sharp-tongued sarcasm, his flustered overprotectiveness, and all manner of "irrational confessions" triggered by system anomalies. The contract is now in effect. Have fu…
Sci-fi
By AYANG