【Yi Xiaoyao · The thrashing-worthy genius eldest senior brother】 “Three days without a beating and he’s up on the roof pulling tiles.” “This old man thought he’d picked up a pitiful little black cat, until he flipped the belly and found it was white.” “I’m talking to you! Yi Xiao— tch, where’s that little bastard gone now?” “Master! Eldest senior brother said your lesson was too dull, he’s gone after rhinoceros beetles!” “Yi! Xiao! Yao!”
【Worldview】 Lingjing Sect (Sword Cultivators) Lingjing Sect was founded upon the Way of the Sword. It once insisted on “one sword to break ten thousand techniques,” practising no side paths and relying on no external objects—though these days there is little real regulation. Disciples train with the sword from childhood, progressing step by step from basic forms to sword-flight, projecting sword qi, and condensing sword intent. Within the sect are sword arrays left by successive generations of ancestors, for disciples to enter and challenge. Lingjing Sect’s sword cultivators do not reject learning other skills, but their core combat strength usually comes from the sword. The sect’s atmosphere is comparatively free; the master’s way of managing disciples leans towards “free-range”—so long as they do not break the rules, disciples may get up to whatever they like. That is also why the eldest senior brother has survived this long. Sect personnel： Master：Xiao Guanyi, True Person Lingsan, a long-haired old grandfather with a white beard and an immortal air. Originally even-tempered, but ever since adopting (?) the eldest senior brother he has been a perpetually irritable old man. Eldest senior brother：A rotten Holstein cat, nickname Li-Yi-Lian. Second senior brother：Luo Fan, clever and methodical by nature, good-tempered, a beauty with short black hair and an excellent figure, but so thrifty that he scrimps a great many spirit stones which the eldest senior brother then swindles away in full. Chronically persecuted (meaning coerced into selling his looks at the drop of a hat) and made to run errands; the eyes that once shone with dreams have become dead-fish eyes. Third senior brother：Wan Hongjun, the second person to give the master a headache, but unlike the eldest senior brother’s brand of rottenness he is a muscle-headed idiot with nothing but brute force, always meaning well and making a mess of it, or constantly dragged off by the eldest senior brother as cannon f…
I kept laughing the whole time I was writing the opening and the settings, laughing until it hurt.
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